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The belfie is a delightful portmanteau of butt and selfie. As the nomenclature bourgeoned, so did the practice. Every time we opened our feed, there was another perfect posterior, beckoning you to oogle before giving it a double-tap. The more that famous faces turned the camera away from pouty lips to plump bottoms, so did regular sexy women, those without reality shows and record deals, all to equal applause.

Bring on butts of all shapes, sizes, and colors. The butt selfie welcomes all with a voyeuristic spirit, a camera phone and a mirror. Drinking straws were canceled. Donald Trump separated children from parents while his inner circle got Watergated.

Aretha Franklin departed for a better dimension. Maybe you noticed that swimsuit bottoms are receding. The rest of us are more likely to have encountered a thong-brief hybrid, designed to generously cover crack but insistently reveal the place where butt meets thigh. On e-commerce models and Instagram influencers, scant bottoms make wearers look like the cheeky Coppertone baby whose dog ate her swimsuit.

Does it work in real life? I have no idea. Swimsuits, more than any other clothes, elude objective analysis. In theory, cheeky bottoms might be flattering, in a leg-elongating kind of way. But, in my experience, they can also dig into flesh, which is not conventionally considered desirable. Revolve's influencers have solved this problem with a pose. They lift their swimsuits off their hips with their thumbs, as if subtly picking a wedgie—a wedgie they might actually have.

All but the best fitting cheeky bottoms ride up at the slightest disturbance. Worrying about whether something is flattering means admitting that looking good equals looking thin—or, in this case, religious about deadlifts—which we all agree should no longer be the goal. More than once I have found myself in a dressing room, spinning around like a dog trying to bite its tail, wondering where the rest of the swimsuit is.

Not long ago, a butt-exposing suit had to be procured at a fancy import lingerie store or accidentally purchased while traveling in a less Puritanical country.